SMALL APPLIANCE REPORT - PART TWO

Shopping On Net with a Showy Grieving
(with one extra verse)
By Robin “Frosty” Chotzinoff

Whose vacs these aren’t you oughta know.
Last week I told you I would go
To shop among appliances
And on a hand-held drop some dough.

I found too many choices, though.
Eureka Bagless. Euro-Pro.
The darling Bissell Little Green
The Shark. Alas, and double-woe!

Too high-fallutin’ for my need,
A home designer named Rashid
Has made the Kone, a work of art
That swallows crumbs with stunning speed.

I’m sure they’re swell. I’m sure they’re great.
Yet I remain in vac-less state
With weeks before I aspirate
With weeks before I aspirate.

WHAT WE’RE READING

ALLMAN BROTHERS